this is a legitimate business.

UNSUPERVISED. HQ

A cosmetics company somehow being run by a feral 90s girl gang with nobody in charge. BROW B*TCH™ was the first misfit. Below: the paperwork.

Department status board

MarketingUnsupervised
FinanceConcerned
LegalTyping…
HRExistence unconfirmed
ManagementProbably outside having a vape

Leaked internal memos

Internal memo

From:: Legal
To:: Marketing
Re:: The word 'feral'

We have counted eleven uses across the website, packaging and one email signature. We are not asking you to stop. We are asking you to acknowledge receipt of this memo. You have not.

Internal memo

From:: Finance
To:: All staff
Re:: Expenses

'Research' is not a valid reason for four disposable cameras. Neither is 'vibes'. The pen is selling, so we are choosing to let this go. This time.

Internal memo

From:: Marketing
To:: Everyone
Re:: New shade names

WHO, ME?, BAD IDEA, TELL ME EVERYTHING, THAT BITCH, ONE MORE?, MAIN CHARACTER, NOT BOTHERED X, THE PROBLEM. Yes, that's the full list. Yes, we've seen the email. No, we're not calling it 'Soft Ash Brown 05'.

Internal memo

From:: HR
To:: —
Re:: —

[This memo could not be located. Nor could HR.]

Internal memo

From:: Management
To:: Whoever's in
Re:: Direction

Good makeup. Bad behaviour! Keep it easy to buy. Everything else, do what you want. Back in five.

Anyway. The pen is good.

— Finance, reluctantly

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